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Poster: bluedevil Date: Sep 25, 2008 11:06am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Non-Dead - New Spam Scam to be aware of

Dear American:
I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude.
I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country has had crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of 800 billion dollars US. If you would assist me in this transfer, it would be most profitable to you.
I am working with Mr. Phil Gram, lobbyist for UBS, who will be my replacement as Ministry of the Treasury in January. As a Senator, you may know him as the leader of the American banking deregulation movement in the 1990s. This transactin is 100% safe.
This is a matter of great urgency. We need a blank check. We need the funds as quickly as possible. We cannot directly transfer these funds in the names of our close friends because we are constantly under surveillance. My family lawyer advised me that I should look for a reliable and trustworthy person who will act as a next of kin so the funds can be transferred.
Please reply with all of your bank account, IRA and college fund account numbers and those of your children and grandchildren to wallstreetbailout@treasurygov so that we may transfer your commission for this transaction. After I receive that information, I will respond with detailed information about safeguards that will be used to protect the funds.
Yours Faithfully Minister of Treasury Paulson

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Poster: tree-ap Date: Sep 25, 2008 1:19pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Non-Dead - New Spam Scam to be aware of

I just saw something on MSN from someone saying that the $85 Billion that was marked exclusivley to bailout AIG should be divided between the 200 million adult Americans. That comes to approximately $425,000 per person. They even said that after taxes it would be just under $300,000 per person. Something to ponder when voting in November---hopefully for someone OTHER than a Democrat or Republican. Besides, it will not matter at all who is "elected" because with this government bailing out rich corporations, they won't have any money to do ANY of the things they're currently promising they'll do if they win.

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Poster: bluedevil Date: Sep 25, 2008 1:32pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Non-Dead - New Spam Scam to be aware of

well, looks like this guy has a plan to save scarce fiscal resourcs:

The New Orleans Times-Picayune reports that state Rep. John LaBruzzo (R) said yesterday that “he is studying a plan to pay poor women $1,000 to have their Fallopian tubes tied.” LaBruzzo worries that people receiving food and housing assistance “are reproducing at a faster rate than more affluent, better-educated residents”:

He said he is gathering statistics now. … “What I’m really studying is any and all possibilities that we can reduce the number of people that are going from generational welfare to generational welfare,” he said.

He said his program would be voluntary. It could involve tubal ligation, encouraging other forms of birth control or, to avoid charges of gender discrimination, vasectomies for men. It also could include tax incentives for college-educated, higher-income people to have more children, he said.

LaBruzzo said that mainstream strategies against poverty, such as education and family planning, “have repeatedly failed to solve the problem,” according to the Times-Picayune. “I don’t know if it’s a viable option…Of course people are going to get excited about it,” he said of his plan.

As Don King says, "Only in America!" (or Bavaria)

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Poster: Administrator, Curator, or StaffNoiseCollector Date: Sep 25, 2008 2:01pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Non-Dead - New Spam Scam to be aware of

Sounds awfully darwinian.

In the plains of the sahara there are no slow cheetahs, stupid chimps or sick elephants. We, as compassionate "christians", keep reproducing indiscriminately, requiring redundant marriage licenses but letting anyone have a baby- whether they are physically, mentally or financially able to do so. Again rubbers, rubbers, rubbers, unfortunately only the smart people who care about the planet are using them. Thank you, I do my best.

Check out this article on the subject, reminds me of HJ wells meets orwell meets the twilight zone.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-489653/Human-race-split-different-species.html

As for the email scams, this site is hilarious:

http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/

Enjoy

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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: Sep 25, 2008 2:27pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Non-Dead - New Spam Scam to be aware of

For further information look up Daily Mail and science reporting under oxymoron in your dictionary.

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Poster: Administrator, Curator, or StaffNoiseCollector Date: Sep 25, 2008 2:48pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Non-Dead - New Spam Scam to be aware of

What, you mean a website named daily mail would not be the supreme authority on the subject? I thought their site was the holy bible of evolutionary science.

I found some other sources that do not mention trolls.

http://www.nickbostrom.com/fut/evolution.html

http://future.iftf.org/2007/12/human-evolution.html

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Poster: ducats Date: Sep 25, 2008 2:51pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Non-Dead - New Spam Scam to be aware of

doesn't 85b % 200m = 425

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Poster: rastamon Date: Sep 25, 2008 2:55pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Non-Dead - New Spam Scam to be aware of

a billion = a million X million (?)
1,000,000,000 ?

so 85,000,000,000 divided by 200,000,000 =
4.25...huh?? well if thats $425,0000, i'm bailed!!

my vote for whoever impliments that!!!!

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Poster: jglynn1.2 Date: Sep 26, 2008 8:42am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Non-Dead - New Spam Scam to be aware of

My calc shows 85 Bill as 85,000,000,000,000

85,000,000 x 1,000,000 / 200,000,000 = 425,000

Keep up the good work Rasta!

;)

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Poster: rastamon Date: Sep 26, 2008 8:55am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Non-Dead - New Spam Scam to be aware of

now thats a bailout i can relate to! In which case, tickets, dubbie's & brew for everyone here! (Mooomilk for the wharfrat's)

$425 vs $425,000? let's party!


This post was modified by rastamon on 2008-09-26 15:55:05

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Poster: jackstraw86 Date: Sep 26, 2008 9:10am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Non-Dead - New Spam Scam to be aware of

85,000,000,000,000 = 85 trillion.
85,000,000,000/200,000,000 = 425.

Cancel the zeros to make the math REALLY easy: 850/2 = 425.

Don't forget that there's roughly 300,000,000 people living in America too, although that does include minors.

$425 ain't gonna change my life much.

Funny original post though. Me likey!

This post was modified by jackstraw86 on 2008-09-26 16:10:26

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Poster: jglynn1.2 Date: Sep 26, 2008 9:20am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Non-Dead - New Spam Scam to be aware of

So a billion is only a thousand million? That sucks I want 425,000 check in the mail.

I guess it doesn't matter anyway . . .

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Poster: ducats Date: Sep 25, 2008 3:24pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Non-Dead - New Spam Scam to be aware of

Rasta - do it again, it's 425 (check the button that does the decimal pts on your calc) - or try it this way;
200m x 5 = 1b, and then we need 85 of those.

Forget it - I still want to party with you.

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Poster: rastamon Date: Sep 25, 2008 3:58pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Non-Dead - New Spam Scam to be aware of

parties are a good thing although I have little or no idea on the proclivities (is that a word?) of fellow formites, gender nor lifestyle. You have no idea of my paranoia before meeting cush212 at the McDowell music fest 2yrs ago....turned out well though. Other than the friend i drove there with, razzing me about my "internet date" haha. Very FUNNY! ...yeah

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Poster: Administrator, Curator, or StaffNoiseCollector Date: Sep 25, 2008 3:11pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Non-Dead - New Spam Scam to be aware of

I want mine in euros.

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Poster: William Tell Date: Sep 25, 2008 3:15pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Non-Dead - New Spam Scam to be aware of

That...is a smart move. And I thought you were just a reactionary.

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Poster: Administrator, Curator, or StaffNoiseCollector Date: Sep 25, 2008 3:17pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Non-Dead - New Spam Scam to be aware of

Actually I'm an improper fractionary.

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Poster: jglynn1.2 Date: Sep 25, 2008 1:53pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Non-Dead - New Spam Scam to be aware of

Now that sounds like a good bailout plan - give the money directly to the people with the stipulation that they use it to pay off their mortgages and get to keep what is leftover.

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Poster: Administrator, Curator, or StaffNoiseCollector Date: Sep 25, 2008 3:03pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Non-Dead - New Spam Scam to be aware of

If we are getting stuck with the bill, I want to see CEO's in orange jump suits and a 10% return on my investment as a tax credit once shit is straigtened out, or apply it to my IRS bill and call it a wash.

I hate to say it, Ron Paul was right.

Isn't a bit ironic to have the current chair of econimic commitites involved? Are we letting angelo mozillo and franklin raines in the meeting as well? How about all the brokers, realtors and appraisers in Miami?

And the one group who gets off scott free, the title companies that had to review all these documents and backdate closings and give free title to borrowers with judgements. It runs deeper than just banks and government, lots of people partied on our dime.

Aside from roker conventions and company trips to the islands in hotels with hookers and drugs provided. You would be surprized at what went on if you saw it.

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Poster: cosmic charlie dupree Date: Sep 25, 2008 11:08am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Non-Dead - New Spam Scam to be aware of

Classic.... love it! God help us all

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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: Sep 25, 2008 11:12am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Non-Dead - New Spam Scam to be aware of

God helps those who help themselves.

And God help those who are caught helping themselves...

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Poster: William Tell Date: Sep 25, 2008 12:14pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Non-Dead - New Spam Scam to be aware of

I hear that even you folks want to step up to trough...didn't know you even had money to lend...no wonder we're in trouble.

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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: Sep 25, 2008 1:00pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Non-Dead - New Spam Scam to be aware of

Greed and venality recognise no borders, Master Tell, and what happens in your backyard spills over into mine. As a direct result of the current profiteering shenanigans the Bank of Scotland, founded in 1695, is, to all intents and purposes, no more. I feel badly about that.

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Poster: angular Date: Sep 25, 2008 12:39pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Non-Dead - New Spam Scam to be aware of

Why don't we ask (NO)Bama for the money since he was the second largest recipient of money from F-Mae/F-Mac.

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Poster: bluedevil Date: Sep 25, 2008 12:52pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Non-Dead - New Spam Scam to be aware of

He and Rick Davis could pool their resources and pay this off by the time of the debate tomorrow.

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Poster: jglynn1.2 Date: Sep 25, 2008 12:33pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Non-Dead - New Spam Scam to be aware of

Republic of America -- LOL

My entire country went bankrupt and all I got was this Lousy T-shirt taken off my back.